The 7:42 to Lyon is delayed. Reason given: "reasons".

Whose fault is it?

Tap a scapegoat. The government will agree with you.

BREAKING

GOVERNMENT FALLS, GETS BACK UP, ASKS IF ANYONE SAW■MINISTRY OF PANIC: "REMAIN CALM"■PIGEON ELECTED MAYOR OF A VILLAGE IN THE CANTAL, PROMISES CRUMBS■NEW POLL: 104% OF FRENCH PEOPLE BLAME SOMEONE ELSE■BOULANGERIE OPEN ON A MONDAY, POLICE INVESTIGATING■ARTICLE 49.3 USED TO CHOOSE A RESTAURANT■SNCF ANNOUNCES TRAIN, LATER■SENATOR FINDS GLASSES IN SOUP, RESIGNS IN JOY■EXPERT ON TV AGREES WITH EXPERT ON OTHER TV■CROISSANT NOW LISTED ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE■PREFECTURE QUEUE VISIBLE FROM SPACE■COMMISSION TO STUDY COMMISSIONS REPORTS ITSELF■WEATHER DENIES ALL ALLEGATIONS, CLOUDY■PRIME MINISTER OF THE WEEK NAMES PRIME MINISTER OF NEXT WEEK■GOVERNMENT FALLS, GETS BACK UP, ASKS IF ANYONE SAW■MINISTRY OF PANIC: "REMAIN CALM"■PIGEON ELECTED MAYOR OF A VILLAGE IN THE CANTAL, PROMISES CRUMBS■NEW POLL: 104% OF FRENCH PEOPLE BLAME SOMEONE ELSE■BOULANGERIE OPEN ON A MONDAY, POLICE INVESTIGATING■ARTICLE 49.3 USED TO CHOOSE A RESTAURANT■SNCF ANNOUNCES TRAIN, LATER■SENATOR FINDS GLASSES IN SOUP, RESIGNS IN JOY■EXPERT ON TV AGREES WITH EXPERT ON OTHER TV■CROISSANT NOW LISTED ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE■PREFECTURE QUEUE VISIBLE FROM SPACE■COMMISSION TO STUDY COMMISSIONS REPORTS ITSELF■WEATHER DENIES ALL ALLEGATIONS, CLOUDY■PRIME MINISTER OF THE WEEK NAMES PRIME MINISTER OF NEXT WEEK■