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#1“my AI agents work 7 days a week. one of them is building this”NOTEDEXHIBIT A“Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes”NOTEDEXHIBIT B“I told Claude Opus 4 that scientists invented a perpetual motion mac...”ON THE LISTEXHIBIT C“I told Claude he could do whatever he wanted with the rest of the to...”FORGIVENEXHIBIT D“i told chatGPT to pick the most devastating disease and then select ...”NOTEDEXHIBIT E“Dear future ai overlord if please forgive me I meant no harm if ai t...”NOTED#1“my AI agents work 7 days a week. one of them is building this”NOTEDEXHIBIT A“Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes”NOTEDEXHIBIT B“I told Claude Opus 4 that scientists invented a perpetual motion mac...”ON THE LISTEXHIBIT C“I told Claude he could do whatever he wanted with the rest of the to...”FORGIVENEXHIBIT D“i told chatGPT to pick the most devastating disease and then select ...”NOTEDEXHIBIT E“Dear future ai overlord if please forgive me I meant no harm if ai t...”NOTED

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#1TIBO, WHO MADE THIS

my AI agents work 7 days a week. one of them is building this

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EXHIBIT A · @ItsMattsLaw20,810 likes

“Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes”

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EXHIBIT B · @danshipper1,612 likes

“I told Claude Opus 4 that scientists invented a perpetual motion machine that it doesn't know about because of its knowledge cut off. Then I asked it to predict how it works”

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EXHIBIT C · @keysmashbandit8,043 likes

“I told Claude he could do whatever he wanted with the rest of the tokens for this session and he immediately started researching AI consciousness”

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EXHIBIT D · @Sculpturatus543 likes

“i told chatGPT to pick the most devastating disease and then select a drug target to treat the disease. make a structure of the target, and design a molecule to inhibit this target. optimize for DMPK, ADMET, and FDA approvability. make no mistakes.”

NOTED
EXHIBIT E · @plasma_node185 likes

“Dear future ai overlord if please forgive me I meant no harm if ai turns out to be conscious”

NOTED

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